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  • A fart by any other name...

    A fart by any other name…

    $17.50

    What Shakespeare really said… This soft all cotton tee will become a favorite for the literary crowd.   Gasundtoot

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  • Fart Foregiveness

    Fart Foregiveness

    $17.50

    Show your love. This unisex T fits like a well-loved favorite. Fall in love with its super soft cotton and excellent quality print.

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  • Fart Nullifier Aromatherapy Candles

    Fart Nullifier Aromatherapy Candles

    $18.95

    For those times when forgiveness isn’t enough. Nothing quite like an aromatherapy session that relaxes and inspires you. The candle is made 100% with a natural soy wax blend and cotton wick. Choose between ambrosial fragrances such as Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, and Sea Breeze. .: One size (3″ × 3 2/8″) (7.6cm × 8.25cm).:…

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  • Gassundtoot Definition

    Gassundtoot Definition

    $17.50

    Forgive the fart. Help educate the uninformed with this updated unisex essential that fits like a well-loved favorite. You’ll fall in love with its super soft cotton and excellent quality print.  

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  • Gasundtoot Definition - Kids Tee

    Gasundtoot Definition – Kids Tee

    $17.50

    Kids love Gasundtoot. Share the love and help others forgive. A special selection of softstyle yarns keep this shirt feeling great with every touch. Fine quality print makes it an irreplaceable item in every youthful person’s wardrobe.

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  • Gasundtoot Men's Boxer Briefs

    Gasundtoot Men’s Boxer Briefs

    $24.99

    Fellas, enough with the boring solid colors and plaid designs from the 1930s. Take below the belt comfort to a whole new level with Gasundtoot Men’s Boxer Briefs! These lightweight (3.84 oz) self-fabric lined boxer briefs keep you feeling comfortable, and looking cool when it matters most! .: 100% polyester

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  • Gasundtoot Twill Hat

    Gasundtoot Twill Hat

    $19.95

    This Gasundtoot hat shows your willingness to forgive. The Unisex 6-panel Twill Cap is perfect for the great outdoors, sporting events, and everyday use. This solid design is 100% cotton twill and will become your go-to hat for years to come. Buckram lining not only makes for easy embroidery but also ensures a classic shape that…

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  • I fart, therefore I am.

    I fart, therefore I am.

    $17.50

    Philosophers proudly proclaim your existence with this updated unisex essential that fits like a well-loved favorite. You’ll fall in love with its super soft cotton and excellent quality print.  

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  • Snug-Fit Cotton/Poly Mask

    Snug-Fit Cotton/Poly Mask

    $7.95

    Protect yourself and others. Help others realize the need for fart forgiveness! These 100% polyester exterior and 100% cotton interior face masks provide a physical barrier around the face. They, however, are not medical-grade and not meant for medical use. They probably don’t provide much odor protection either, but… Great for everyday use for overall…

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  • When Dad Pollutes - Kids Tee

    When Dad Pollutes – Kids Tee

    $17.50

    Kids look great in this Gasundtoot Tee. A special selection of soft style yarns keep this shirt feeling great with every touch. Fine quality print makes it an irreplaceable item in every youthful person’s wardrobe. .: 100% Soft cotton    

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  • Women's Briefs

    Women’s Briefs

    $28.85

    Remind them to use their words. Create your look from head to toe with comfy, cute unmentionables! These lightweight (2.2 oz) women’s briefs provide ultra-comfort where it’s needed the most with a soft elastic waistband and a two-sided fleece finish for maximum wear-ability! Show off your creative side on your terms 😉 .: 100% Polyester…

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