Finally, a word needed by all of humanity:
Gasundtoot
It’s time to clear the air.
Why?
Why do we need yet another word?
Gasundtoot, a word that has been needed by humanity for a long time What does one say when another releases a flatulent discharge? Most sit in misery hoping for a breeze. A few will attempt a meager retort – i.e. “that’s disgusting”. In general, we’re speechless.
The world needs a word for such an action – to clear the air.
Our Mission: to better the planet, one forgiven fart at a time.
It’s been too long to have not provided a word in the common vernacular to deal with this common, and uncomfortable situation.
Our Mantra: ‘clear the air’.
Gasundtoot. Simple. Important. Say it. Pass it on.
General Fart Statistics
Global Fart Counter
Most of the time…
When you cry, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time…
When you hurt, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time...
When you are happy, nobody sees you smile.
But
When you fart just one time…
Who expels gas?
So, we very unscientifically asked people if they farted or burped. Then we checked in with their mothers and or significant others. Here’s the results.
Gasundtoot might come in handy in these situations
The Queen
Of course the queen doesn't but, those around her do. She's a classy lady!
Little people
Ok, farts smell different if you're only three feet tall. And oh, if its a confined space...
Football
When the center had beans and broccoli it might be time to use a shotgun formation
To the moon?
How we ever made it to the moon in tight quarters is beyond us.
Isolation Tank
Self forgiveness?
Record Setting attempts
VW Bug stuffing contest is no place for a lack of manners.
Fart funniness from around the web...
Romance
The Contest
Keep Farts Funny
Haynes Beans
Art of the Fart
Hippo
Mr. Methane
Celebs
Flatula Backfire
Clear the air
Gasundtoot
We forgive you for farting
Gasundtoot
We forgive you!
Word (F)art
"A fart by any other name would smell as(s) foul."
William Shakespeare, apparently moments before writing the one about the rose.
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In closing - the Tooters Prayer
Our Father,
Who fart in couches,
Harold be thy name.
Thy fart has come,
Thy will be done
In here, as it is in there.
Give us this day our daily breath;
And forgive us our releases,
As we forgive them that pass-gas against us.
And lead us not into condemnation,
But deliver us from odor;
For thine is the kingdom
And the power, and the glory
For ever and ever.
Gasundtoot
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