Send forgiveness

Send an email / text Gasundtoot Dear friend, Remember when you farted a little while ago. Well, I just wanted to say Gasundtoot. It didn’t know it was possiblie, but the word Gasundtoot means I forgive you for farting. So, Gasundtoot! Your Friend, xxx

Foregive Senator Swalwell – no more fartgate

Of the 139,415,783,616* farts that flew across the world on Monday, November 18th, 2019, California’s Democratic Senator Eric Swalwel’s alledgedly was captured on video (well, actually audio!) * estimated value based on the approximate number of people on earth that day times the average number of farts per person per day plus 5, because I…