Rules for Gasundtooters:

  • Farts are funny.
  • Farts are natural.
  • If you hold a fart in – it could be bad. Let ’em out.
  • Everyone farts.
  • A silent fart is still a fart.
  • Farts should be excused.
  • A fart by any other name would smell as foul.
  • It’s not about assigning blame, but offering forgiveness.
  • As we tell young children, “Use your words”.
  • Clear the air. Say Gasundtoot.