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Gasundtoot
Dear friend,
Remember when you farted a little while ago. Well, I just wanted to say Gasundtoot.
It didn’t know it was possiblie, but the word Gasundtoot means I forgive you for farting.
So, Gasundtoot!
Your Friend,
xxx
Scholars have long debated who farted first. Was it Adam, who was created first? Or perhaps Eve snuck one out? We may never know, but will always wonder and seek truth.
Of the 139,415,783,616* farts that flew across the world on Monday, November 18th, 2019, California’s Democratic Senator Eric Swalwel’s alledgedly was captured on video (well, actually audio!) * estimated value based on the approximate number of people on earth that day times the average number of farts per person per day plus 5, because I…
Fart synonyms Flatulence Hiney hiccup Toot Breaking wind Flatus Crepitation
Puns Forgive those who have farted before me.
