Foregive Senator Swalwell – no more fartgate
Of the 139,415,783,616* farts that flew across the world on Monday, November 18th, 2019, California’s Democratic Senator Eric Swalwel’s alledgedly was captured on video (well, actually audio!)
* estimated value based on the approximate number of people on earth that day times the average number of farts per person per day plus 5, because I personally was having an above average day!
It’s only natural. Let’s forgive the Senator.
Foregive the Senator Fart Guy Toot Smell Gas Release Man
GASUNDTOOT Senator Swalwell
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