Flatula Backfire

Send an email / text Gasundtoot Dear friend, Remember when you farted a little while ago. Well, I just wanted to say Gasundtoot. It didn’t know it was possiblie, but the word Gasundtoot means I forgive you for farting. So, Gasundtoot! Your Friend, xxx

Scholars have long debated who farted first. Was it Adam, who was created first? Or perhaps Eve snuck one out? We may never know, but will always wonder and seek truth.